Janette

Friday, August 25, 2006

Riddles and Jokes

Q. Why did the boy/girl throw the butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly!

Q. Why can't fish be drawn by great artists?
A. Because fish can't sit still.

Q. Two boats go on land everyday, not on water. Each boat has 5 people. Together there are 10 people. What are the boats?
A. Your 2 shoes.